My daughter has phenylketonuria (PKU), a rare disorder that prevents the breakdown of proteins. She cannot consume any type of food that contains protein including meat, bread, beans, pasta, and certain vegetables. While she won’t feel any severe effects from eating one meat burger, continued consumption can certainly…

Your name is Birdman. If anyone can answer your question, it’s you. 

“Please respect my decision.”

My wife and I always take different flights. We even stay in different hotels, sometimes in different cities! It works very well for both of us. 

I’m 5'6 1/2".

or through you.

I can’t wait for the 2006 World Cup.

Anything to get rid of Will Kane. Please.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty lame to create a fake account and refer to yourself in the third person but I understand wanting to say something and not have very news outlet report that I responded to a tweet.

I never said a word about those things of the past...

I won’t.

“I’ll never stop defending the confederate flag and I’ll also never stop this sentence because i refuse to use a fucking period they are dumb and useless oh god i can’t breathe I’m dead”

This harrowing tale follows Rally Cat as he soars through the minor ranks to his first appearance in the Big Leagues. The ups, the downs, and the mental struggle of being forced to wear cardinal red.

Man, I remember back in middle school kickball, when the team captain kept picking the best players for our team. I was PISSED. Like, he had no idea that with each talented player we add to our team, the worse we get. That guy probably sucks at fantasy football these days.

Man, I remember back in middle school kickball, when the team captain kept picking the best players for our team. I was PISSED. Like, he had no idea that with each talented player we add to our team, the worse we get. That guy probably sucks at fantasy football these days.

*drumpf

+ one more hand

The good Lord above just wants his 13th Disciple in the MLB. He’s gonna knock these fuckers off until they have no choice.

I guess it’s a good sign he’s training on a speed bag and not a woman this time.

In this game called life we are all on first base. This girl was just trying to steal second.