They left it in Peteypedia, it was now-former agent Petey.

Damn, you have to REALLY stretch that statement to think he’s being entitled.

Uh, here’s what Rob McElhenney said about his own transformation:

This isn’t even a blooper but it did inspire Bill Hader to create his Herb Welch SNL character.

Titanfall 2 is so much fun. It’s great that it’s free this month. Should give it a bit of a signal boost, though it’s probably too late for any  hope for a sequel.

Maybe, but I’ve never performed a monologue to a chair before.

I remember the Olympics bombing clearly, and the demonization of Richard Jewell. This guy was DESTROYED in the public eye, thrust into the court of public opinion as the lead and only suspect, by a media afraid to be scooped on the lead story in the country.

And yet, whenever there is a leak of something, someone seems to always dig up their blurry cam from who knows where.

I am so angry I will immediately continue to not watch this obviously awful show.

Is everybody else taking an inventory of the faces of people who gave this monster a standing ovation in absentia at the Oscars, and then imagining those same faces as they read this article?

Why the fuuuuuck do people still support this monster?

Maybe he needs Nicki Minaj to school him on some anaconda facts. (NSFW)

This really puts into perspective how insufferable the internet really is.

Maybe netflix could fix their terrible auto-preview Samsung app that makes me want to cancel my subscription, before dumping Samsung TV’s...

Oh wow, I’m so sorry. I listened to a Coast to Coast AM show about reincarnation that was really good. Here’s the link if you’re at all interested.

Ok granted we are all going to want to revisit these for the whole month- what are your tips for reading the stories? Sorting by oldest? Newest? After a week or so I can never find my place again. Jezebel FLOG please find a new format or something for these. Or close the post at midnight and make a new one each day. 

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