Thanks to the Switch’s SNES games, playing A Link to the Past for the first time! I got the Master Sword this morning, hoping to get through the first few dungeons in the Dark World this weekend.

I’m going to be playing some Borderlands 3, maybe some Borderlands 3 after that. If I have time, I’ll probably boot up Borderlands 3 at some point as well for a few minutes in between marathons of Borderlands 3.

My silly answer: Instead of the Rolls, get a Bentley. You’re a PILOT, so like, duh!

Im not sure what to count as the most surprising thing announced. Divinity 2 cross saves, Jedi Knight 2, Dmc2 (really should be 3, I don't know why they are going with this one), Doom 64 (I thought this game floundered). I'd have to peg the biggest as Deadly Premonition 2

I’d buy the original trilogy remaster ports for sure. Even throw a Gameboy Metroid 2 port and I’d eat that up.

Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast will be available for Switch on September 24.

i apologize for this dumb idiot. she means well, she’s just stupid. i find the aroma of your meats is a joy that far exceeds the prospect of eating the cheap highly processed dirty junk that it comes from. i will come to your carne asada and sniff the grill like it was gonna get me high.

She probably mad because it smells good and she hangry.

I already carry your worthless ass, so why not...

Oh, this fucking jerkoff again. *yawn*

You’re just spare parts aren’t you bro!

Exactly. More of this from that 30% (you know which one I mean)

A dark curiosity in me wonders how much actual time the White House staff spends covering for things the Republican President has just made up on the spot because someone asked him a question he literally knew nothing about.

“A female friend reported Andrew Smith”

Something tells me Andrew likes being the center of attention.  Any kind of attention will do.

Yup, I randomly saw a video Vice posted on YouTube covering gay and trans Trump supporters and it’s like an episode of the Twilight Zone come to life.

Betty White

So can anyone dumb ass

The movie also gave us this amazing sketch