Torrenting can't be stealing if paying for it isn't owning.

Which is bizarre, because Terrence Howard turned into Don Cheadle and no one cared.

What about putting potato chips on it? I remember an episode of The Cosby Show where Cliff puts a bunch of potato chips on his hoagie and referred to it as “Philadelphia style.”

It was around three a.m. in our old apartment, which had two bedrooms on one floor, a bathroom at the landing, and the rest of the apartment on the other floor.

I remember when it came out in theaters and my exact words to my friends afterward were “Man that movie was great, but I wish they hadn’t called it Final Fantasy.  I think I’d have enjoyed it more if I hadn’t gone in with those expectations.”

It never ceases to amaze me that people care so much about footwear that they have to be this adamantly against people wearing something they feel comfortable with...

I started working at a high school in March and I would guess 70 percent of the kids wear them. They put pins on them and stuff. They’re very popular.

Based off the commercial for the season finale, this episode of IASIP is based off of Glenn’s resent trouble with his Tesla, so that should be a joy to watch.

The most confounding sub is Carol Burnett not getting a Guest Actress for a Drama Series nomination for BCS

Then you show up early and get a spot close to the stage.  You don’t go pushing your way through a crowd because you were too lazy to show up early.  Sucks to suck and they deserved to embarrassed. 

At the moment, this is an Epic Game Store exclusive.

I’ve still got my expansion pack, but where are you supposed to jam it in on the switch?

Hah, go fuck yourself Post.

Chicago has so many neighborhood dives, I hope they stay forever.

I’m a bit prejudiced but my hometown of Chicago has the finest selection of dive bars. A real dive bar has a personality. People choose their favorite bar, they find one that fits them. After I moved to a different place, I found that what people there referred to as dive bars were only dumps, offering nothing. 

Really Stupid Dumbass is right about Chief Queef being right!

Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow, David Spade, Bradley Cooper, Jason Bateman, and Tobey Maguire, to name a few...

See you tomorrow

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

that podcast seems sad, in a “peaked in high school” kind of way.