Is everybody else taking an inventory of the faces of people who gave this monster a standing ovation in absentia at the Oscars, and then imagining those same faces as they read this article?

Why the fuuuuuck do people still support this monster?

Maybe he needs Nicki Minaj to school him on some anaconda facts. (NSFW)

This really puts into perspective how insufferable the internet really is.

Maybe netflix could fix their terrible auto-preview Samsung app that makes me want to cancel my subscription, before dumping Samsung TV’s...

But, this isn’t a true story. It’s a story, yes, but true? Come on! Ghosts aren’t real. I love ghost stories but I’m not going to pretend ghosts are actually a thing.

Oh wow, I’m so sorry. I listened to a Coast to Coast AM show about reincarnation that was really good. Here’s the link if you’re at all interested.

Holy crap.

The real people stories are always the scariest. Always.

Ok granted we are all going to want to revisit these for the whole month- what are your tips for reading the stories? Sorting by oldest? Newest? After a week or so I can never find my place again. Jezebel FLOG please find a new format or something for these. Or close the post at midnight and make a new one each day. 

Relevant

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Thanks to the Switch’s SNES games, playing A Link to the Past for the first time! I got the Master Sword this morning, hoping to get through the first few dungeons in the Dark World this weekend.

I’m going to be playing some Borderlands 3, maybe some Borderlands 3 after that. If I have time, I’ll probably boot up Borderlands 3 at some point as well for a few minutes in between marathons of Borderlands 3.

My silly answer: Instead of the Rolls, get a Bentley. You’re a PILOT, so like, duh!

Im not sure what to count as the most surprising thing announced. Divinity 2 cross saves, Jedi Knight 2, Dmc2 (really should be 3, I don't know why they are going with this one), Doom 64 (I thought this game floundered). I'd have to peg the biggest as Deadly Premonition 2

I’d buy the original trilogy remaster ports for sure. Even throw a Gameboy Metroid 2 port and I’d eat that up.

Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast will be available for Switch on September 24.