The movie also gave us this amazing sketch

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

Hold my beer.

Fuck yeah preservation!

The music is pretty great. Reminds me of the music from Bucky O’Hare.

I used to work in construction and worked on a lot of federal projects (incuding with the Army Corps). Here is my opinion, admittedly based on outdated experience, but I can’t imagine much has changed in less than a decade.

Obligs:

They don’t care about emoting human emotions. Actually, they want less of it.

Oh come on now. Spider-Man 1 and especially 2 are TERRIFIC Spidey movies. 

Here we go. “If you don’t vote for me you are disloyal.” Said every dictator ever.

So what’s the point of requiring a emergency contact, etc. for a student if you don’t use the fucking info when you need to? Shouldn’t there be a phone call made to say, “Hey, you child’s haircut doesn’t adhere to our standards. It needs to be taken care of.” Whether the standard is right or wrong, the call needs to…

Walton Goggins is astonishing in Vice Principals. I thought McBride was actually pretty damn good too, very different from Kenny Powers.

This and Succession is some grade-A back to back assholery.

God, that is inspiring.

His defense for EVERYTHING is to tell the other person “I know you are but what am I?” Why can’t this amoral motherfucker stroke out already? On camera? (That last bit? just for us).

I hate him, but how did Trump not win this round? Mueller basically said the President is above the law. This isn’t him pissing his pants in fear, it’s him realizing that he doesn’t need to bother with any of this bullshit. He’s not terrified. He’s beligerant.

If Trump has exposed anything, it’s the weak fucking nature of the apparent laws and “norms” that govern our own government. They mean nothing.

The sad part? This entire hearing will change nothing. Words will be thrown around, folks will bluster and argue over semantics, Pelosi will stonewall any impeachment talk, and we’ll go right back to Fox News doing victory laps for the little fascist-in-chief.

Honestly, that would make more sense than this since there’s currently a number of drivers in various series over the age of 50.

Oh shit yes. I hope so.

Back in 2004, when blogs were still a thing that people did, I had a blog. One night I wrote a long-ish entry on why I thought Rodney Dangerfield was the only modern comedian on par with Chaplin and Keaton. When I finished writing it, for the hell of it I went to Rodney’s web site and sent him a link to the post. (To…