She’s 5'9" ???!!!

God that has to be a system shock to her young fans when they see her in real life.

God I love it when this happens!

Common...  To be fair the Democratic party fucked itself by running her. She was a poor choice.  They should have run Bernie, he would have won, they didn’t so the dipshit won. That’s that.

Not going to lie... I went to the National Mall for the 4th of July a few years ago...

It was fuckkkingg llaaaaammmmeee. Jesus. The golf course on the edge of the city puts on a better show. Jesus. The backwood yokels around here put on a better goddam fireworks display. To say the least, I was disappointed.  D.C.’s…

If you ever have a cracked or fractured rib.... NEVER SNEEZE!!

No Dog Dogmeath from Fallout?    GTFOH with this list.

Trannys.

This is a stupid stupid hot take. But I work weird hours at my job that not eating Sun up to Sun down really wouldn’t be a big problem for me. I wonder if anyone that follows strict Ramadan rules has ever taken a job just for this benefit.  And even more I wonder if that person ever gets side-eyed by a peer as they…

Lock picking is super interesting and fun! It is also scary as shit how incredibly easy it is to pull off with a rudimentary kit. I’m a complete novice and the only lock I can’t pick is the kind that requires a key with teeth on both sides. (.Lies. I can’t crack any type of ‘code’ lock but in my mind that’s when you…

If you have a tubular lock pick, tubular locks are the easiest locks to pick. The lock pick literally does all the work for you. It’s just a tubular lock multi-key.

Bah... I hate to say it.. I wouldn’t be surprised if this whale winds up ‘missing’. It being discovered means it is now a liability to whatever government that trained it.

I’d play the hell outta some Marrowind on that.

If you actually do like music like this check out The American Analog Set.

Granted.. I’ve only heard the song Unbearably White off the new album which yeah, isn’t a great song. But for God’s sake they’re arn’t that much of a shit band.

God I’m going to get banned from Jalop’ for this....   What the hell is that thing? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one before.

I’m baby.

*Slams face against wall then dive headfirst into the bottom of a bucket of water to drown myself.

I’m finally getting into Overwatch... (Yeah... Super late to the game on that one.) But I’m going to try and get into Return of the Obra Dinn.

Oh... And there’s no damn way I won’t be playing at least a little Smash Bros and prob some Tetris ‘99. If I have time I need to fine tune some emulators on a tablet and a…

It sure as fuck wasn’t Ghosts ‘n Goblins...

I’m not 100% sure but probably the original nes Super Mario Bros.

There is noooo goddam way she’s only 49...   I want to see that birth certificate

Good God that girl (woman) could never look bad.   (She’s mah alltime crush)  She could be Flu-sick bad mexican food stomach ill and she’d still be a stone cold fox.