themercury7
TheMercury7
themercury7

You just reminded me that some fuckhead tech took the cable modem I bought years ago when he came out to set up my internet at a new place I had moved into. He ‘switched’ it out with a ‘new’ one but kept mine and didn’t tell me he was adding the new charge of $5- $8 bucks a month because apparently I was ‘renting’

I.... I think we should hang out lol. I’ll admit, I’m kinda trashy tho

Oh yea, I’d literally tell them both to fuck off for that. Or hit all the button then get out, something, no way I would take that shit from anyone that isn’t some political person with the S.S. telling me to take off. 

DDDDDDAAAA-UUUUMMMMMMN !!!!

You need send a better man.. Not because I defended myself so well, rather you’ve obviously killed the wrong person. Ah shit, shouldn’t say that I guess.

What do you mean? (I totally clicked it...)

DAMNNN Kelly Rippa makes an on-fire Harlequin 

Completely agree. Never liked Fallon. Not on SNL, not his show, not ever.

“When your teacher gives a break on an assignment and gives you a better grade than you deserve but you owe them one for being nice”. And then you pay back that debt by laying someone that hits that teacher the fuck out.

Oh what an ass haha. I didn’t even catch the upper left of this video where the read camera was recording. I get why the guy was kinda pissed but dang what a dipshit.

Oh fuck this guy or anyone that flat out murders anyone, eye for an eye. I think we don’t kill enough people like this and quicker. You rape someone, death sentence. Murder, death sentence. Kill be killed, move along.

gtfoh

Yup, we just don’t give a hoot. No hoots to give!

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO HARD TO CHEWWW.
KRISPY KREME.

I like the title, I came wanted to be like “Ohhhh fucccckkk this lady...” But walked out going, “awwwwww, holllllly shiiiittttt!”

Dude, your name is lllleeegiittt.

lol, dude, I bet that’s something the cops gave him when they took his clothes for evidence... Just sayin

lololol