I totally thought from the title of the article the Gambit cosplayer whipped a card into the crowd and pegged someone in the contact in their eye. Misssssreeeaaad.

Good God. Welp, they just made a sale.

Good God. Welp, they just made a sale.

I wish the bands were 22mm not 20mm.... I’ve found 22 to be my sweet spot.

I wish the bands were 22mm not 20mm.... I’ve found 22 to be my sweet spot.

The redhead seems like she’d be a crack up to get plastered with.

Well, I’ll be saying my farewell to her tonight via xvideos. That girl did some great (dirty) work.

So which of these do I type into the Xvidoes search engine to see the movie...

Any better deals on the label tape that ya know of?

Any better deals on the label tape that ya know of?

I destroyed the cover of this magazine the night I had gotten this in the mail. .No shame.

With all the years of grief I’ve gotten from random women about a damn toilet seat lid I could give a shit less about catering to tampon needs also.

I love it when Jalopnik does this stuff! Good luck team! (As I am no help because I have nooo freagin clue)

At my office I’m the anti-phony. People will stop dead in the middle of telling me a story and say “You don’t really care about any of this at all do you...”

^This & ^This.

“The long-awaited showdown between Mulder and The Smoking Man spends half the time with Mulder lying on the floor?”

That cracked me up!

That cracked me up!

I can’t sleep for shit. My doctor even gave me ambien and I hadn’t slept for days and a took 4 of those things just to knock myself out, still didn’t sleep a wink but felt like I had been shot with a tranquilize dart. Surprisingly I tried that Midnite stuff and it actually helps but I have the damn CRAZIEST dreams.

Ow-Ow!

Hey yoooo..... Is the deal over or something? I can’t find it for anything less than $100. I am logged into my account! HELLPMEEE I want this deal! :(

Hey yoooo..... Is the deal over or something? I can’t find it for anything less than $100. I am logged into my…

I totally want to go as ‘Tracy Jordan’ from 30 Rock in full black face... But I know it would go over terribly.

Also, I know it doesn’t come up to often...

What’s with the white car that is obviously facing the wrong direction? Towards the crazy minivan driver? Did those two aggressive as fuck dudes hop out of that car blocking in the minivan dude? The whole thing is one big WTF. That poor girl though she obviously didn’t have shit to do with it.