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Yup, we just don’t give a hoot. No hoots to give!

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

Ugggghhhhh??!! Really? Those are ‘ok’ watches if you have like tiny Trump hands but other than that noooo thanks.

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

Screw down crown water resistant 300ft Japense automatic movement. Damn good lookin, damn good watch.

SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO HARD TO CHEWWW.
KRISPY KREME.

I like the title, I came wanted to be like “Ohhhh fucccckkk this lady...” But walked out going, “awwwwww, holllllly shiiiittttt!”

Dude, your name is lllleeegiittt.

lol, dude, I bet that’s something the cops gave him when they took his clothes for evidence... Just sayin

lololol

I totally thought from the title of the article the Gambit cosplayer whipped a card into the crowd and pegged someone in the contact in their eye. Misssssreeeaaad.

Good God. Welp, they just made a sale.

Good God. Welp, they just made a sale.

I wish the bands were 22mm not 20mm.... I’ve found 22 to be my sweet spot.

I wish the bands were 22mm not 20mm.... I’ve found 22 to be my sweet spot.

The redhead seems like she’d be a crack up to get plastered with.

Well, I’ll be saying my farewell to her tonight via xvideos. That girl did some great (dirty) work.

So which of these do I type into the Xvidoes search engine to see the movie...

Any better deals on the label tape that ya know of?

Any better deals on the label tape that ya know of?

I destroyed the cover of this magazine the night I had gotten this in the mail. .No shame.

With all the years of grief I’ve gotten from random women about a damn toilet seat lid I could give a shit less about catering to tampon needs also.

I love it when Jalopnik does this stuff! Good luck team! (As I am no help because I have nooo freagin clue)

At my office I’m the anti-phony. People will stop dead in the middle of telling me a story and say “You don’t really care about any of this at all do you...”