When it’s Birdman. That movie is garrrrrbage.

Cosby didn’t drop the Fbomb... Did rape a lot of women though. fuckkkoffffff

With all the years of grief I’ve gotten from random women about a damn toilet seat lid I could give a shit less about catering to tampon needs also.

I immediately thought of this. What a world we live in.

Oh Gawd that one cracked me up.

Been awhile since I got to use this...

I love it when Jalopnik does this stuff! Good luck team! (As I am no help because I have nooo freagin clue)

At my office I’m the anti-phony. People will stop dead in the middle of telling me a story and say “You don’t really care about any of this at all do you...”

pfffttthaha... I love my Gizmodo. But that’s still funny.

^This & ^This.

“The long-awaited showdown between Mulder and The Smoking Man spends half the time with Mulder lying on the floor?”

That cracked me up!

That cracked me up!

I can’t sleep for shit. My doctor even gave me ambien and I hadn’t slept for days and a took 4 of those things just to knock myself out, still didn’t sleep a wink but felt like I had been shot with a tranquilize dart. Surprisingly I tried that Midnite stuff and it actually helps but I have the damn CRAZIEST dreams.

Ow-Ow!

Flordmerica.

A few pharagraphs into this I was all “This has to be Maddie Stone.” Scrolled up and yupppp. *Gawker swoon*

SCORE!!

Hey yoooo..... Is the deal over or something? I can’t find it for anything less than $100. I am logged into my account! HELLPMEEE I want this deal! :(

Hey yoooo..... Is the deal over or something? I can’t find it for anything less than $100. I am logged into my…

I totally want to go as ‘Tracy Jordan’ from 30 Rock in full black face... But I know it would go over terribly.

Also, I know it doesn’t come up to often...