That’s the most perfectly spot-on description of her texting style. Bless you for this.

I love Cher’s twitter so much. Everytime I read one of her tweets, I think of Kathy Griffin’s story about Cher calling her because her assistant was out and she didn’t know how to order pizza so she wanted Kathy to call and order it for her.

And she honestly may have lost weight. Post nasal drip from allergies kills appetite, as does constant coughing and pneumonia.

Be less female?

The tweet about her weight is perfect. I’ve been predicting since last year that people are going to be amazed at how quickly Clinton slims down after the election (when she can stop wearing a kevlar vest at every public outing).

Exactly. It’s the same person you basketful of assholes, but without a bullet proof vest under her clothes, which she has to wear because you fuckers are insane!

Two Hillarys are better than one!

Men who look like they’re days away from a massive coronary should really shut the hell up.

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.

I think Christian is just genuinely more talented than most of the other designers. When you really know how to make clothes and are good at it you can make clothes for anyone. And that it what he did, pretty consistently.

What a bunch of PC whiners. She’s just telling it like it is.

But...she never said “half.” And she's also not wrong.

She could’ve avoided the whole thing by simply adding ‘some of them, I assume, are good people’ at the end of her original speech.

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

Serena said Pliskova played well and deserved to win. How ungracious of her.

That seemed loaded with a certain clear undertone to me.

She had a knee injury that had already been talked about. It is very common for athletes, when talking about why they underperformed, to mention injuries. I call bullshit on this woman talking about her injury being “whining” or in any way “taking the credit away” from Pliskova. Serena is a sore loser? Lol, yeah, ok,…

Damn, so far only negative comments. That’s a shame,as she’s a joy to watch. I, for one, admire her grace to sit through a press conference when you know all she wants to be breaking every single racquet in Central Park ala Agassi

I laughed and promptly donated.

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.