You heard it here, folks! Put the damn toilet lid down, or you hate cats.

I read it three times and it is definitely about ethics in gaming journalism.

Um, maybe because fathers are still publishing these masturbatory, self-congratulatory essays in earnest?

If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?

When I look at my daughter I don’t see a woman. I see myself.

right? like, curse this contract that obligates me to read every single one!!!!

This comment thread today...

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

This... this is some hot garbage, mate.

I don’t know the exact definition of “excoriate,” either, but I like to think it’s similar to “exfoliate,” only with a lot more blood and screaming.

The best part is when she read Breitbart headlines.

Love it. She is brilliantly trolling him, he can let no slight go.

Keep it up, Hillary.

You are nothing more than another Joseph Goerbells, spreading propaganda.

This, right here, is what causes terrorism. You can put as many bomb sniffing dogs and armed guards in the airports as you want. If we continue to marginalize and ostracize the Muslim community, there are still going to be shootings and suicide bombers and worse. We would be so much more effective fighting…

how dare they enjoy public spaces like everyone else

This law makes me so angry. I get that France is a more secular nation than the US (and I often wish religious groups would butt out further from American politics) but this law is clearly an islamiphobic response to terrorism. Women on the beach with their kids are the last people you should be attacking.

Man, I’d hate to think what they’re doing in the town of Mean.

from the boston globe: