Yeah, the whole thing where society tries to make you feel like you don’t have purpose if you’re not a parent (especially for women) is total bullshit. No one should have kids unless they really want them. I was married for almost 10 years before I wanted a kid, and then I had to spend a year talking my husband into…

Kids are the worst. And when they aren’t being the worst you are wayyyy too tired to actually enjoy it because they just spent the last hours proving to you how awful they are.

My ovaries shrivel up every time I visit my friends with kids. I don’t understand how having a messy house, no personal time, and someone screaming at any point in the day is “joy”.

Nothing I read today encourages me to want to have kids. I am convinced most parents are less happy for the first 15-20 years of childhood and potentially only exceed in their later years. No thanks.

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! I didn’t know it was going to get a second season. I loved, loved, LOVED the first season. Chefs are the most insane and passionate people ever.

and come on why is there only one season on netflix and finding more seasons is beyond my bittorrenting skills!?

I’m just going to come out and say it...

THANK YOU YES. It’s like people forget that there are TWO WHOLE OTHER BRANCHES OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT that we have to be worried about. We don’t want to thin the ranks in the senate, for chrissakes.

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

My first thought on seeing those stats: “No guys, I think whoever put together your info was accidentally looking at the Equal Pay disparities for women.”

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Does anyone else have to turn their music down in their car when searching for a location? My friends make fun of me for it, but honestly it’s like turning down the music turns up my eyesight.

From the article about the poor 19 year old kid who went on trial: