YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM MEEEEE

I mean, whatever. Benjamin Moore’s color of the year is white.

AND THEN THE BEARS WILL COME!

Babylon had some good ones, but I’d like to add to the list of reasonable solutions with a fun free market solution! How about requiring liability insurance for your firearms? Obviously, the more damage it’s capable of doing, the higher the insurance rate, and owners could take safety classes to reduce their rate.…

This is horrible! Woman are going to start menstruating all over the place and no one will no if they’ve been shot or if it’s just that time of the month. We’re going to lose all the wars now, you realize this, don’t you?

Agreed, agreed, agreed.

“That’s kind of a red herring, honestly,” Fiorina countered. “If somebody is a suspected terrorist on a watch list, they can be indicted at any time, and once you’re indicted, you cannot own a firearm.”

If your friend is ok with 32,514 people shot dead per year, then your friend is an idiot. Remember when republicans freaked out about 3 people with Ebola and wanted to close the borders and quarantine healthy people. Yet no freak out over 32,514 people?

We at least regulate or ban certain drugs

Not that you seem legitimately interested, but I like German gun laws:

People, seriously, the call is coming from inside the house.

I HAVE AN IDEA

Can we start calling the NRA a terrorist organization now?

Ohio’s house just passed a law that would permit people to concealed carry in day care centers, so...

The only lives that matter are fetuses.

#allgunsmatter

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

Ohioan here. This guy is a fucking asshole. He must have an amazing PR team that has somehow made him look like the reasonable moderate. He “balanced Ohio’s budget” by literally cutting public schooling down to the last thread. He has a bizarre hatred for teachers and educators and has actually joked about getting rid…

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE STAR WARS FOR GIRLS!?!!1!?

Definitely patronizing, and sorta infuriating to be honest. Another question: why do grown adults think they have to refer to mothers (and not even their own mothers!) as “mommies”? I can’t help but think this trivializes the dead serious business of parenting.