I had no idea AARP was so liberal. Huh.

okay to be honest this one is more like a very big bookmark

Uhm, she is also churning out policy proposals. She did it all summer.

Thank you. This gives me an amazing idea for an arts and crafts project : A fetus mobile.

Are you me? My husband and I say this all the time. Or that we’d like a nanny, even though we don’t have kids. We have two professional careers and use a house cleaner to stay on top of the big stuff, but damn we could use more help. I actually tried to convince an underemployed friend who likes domestic stuff that…

I would change it to humans are superstitious animals. They want things to happen for a reason, because being 100% responsible for your own life is scary.

Let’s take a look at the state level.

“Stop using trimesters and start talking about seven-pound babies.”

Better to just rephrase them as what they really stand for.

The axiom that humans are religious animals is a misappropriation of Hobbes’ claim in Levathian that religion is unique to humans, which, as far as anyone can tell to date, is true. But it doesn't mean that humans are inherently religious, just that religion is inherently human. This guy is a jackass selling…

Is it okay that I want him to have an ass baby? I want him to have nine full months of cramps, stretch marks, morning sickness, blood clots, sore, leaking nipples, incontinence, sleep deprivation and...fear. I want him to be terrified and rightfully so. I want him to face his horror with a full term human coming out…

Hey...bro...I vote on the issues.

LOL at the expectation that a guy teaching a panel at the Values Voters Summit can connect two thoughts.

“Sorry, I died. This article has been finished by my ghost.”

So infertile or past child bearing age couples or people who choose not to have children should not be allowed to marry then.

I take offense to being mad about him talking in “Gay Voice”. I think it’s more offensive to not even attempt to speak to them in their own language!

I’d like to know how these freaks would defend their intrusive views when trying to argue that the Republican Party is really the party of smaller government. It seems to me that their positions on the social issues is the epitome of government overreach. I suppose they could argue that they want it to be up to the…

“not everything that is pretty is pretty on me.”

I don’t know if this helps but pairing it with a cardigan or laying blouse over it and using it more like a skirt might give you more use. Certain colors I cannot wear next to my face (like mustard yellow) but I still like them so I make sure I wear something over it so I don’t looks like ass.

Also that maybe the reason why it suddenly seems like a terrible fit is because he’s either stretched it out or his body is changing? It doesn’t really seem normal to me to expect something to fit exactly the same way over the course of a year or more.