That is such a valid point. Let’s be honest here and really try and look at the other side too. How much are we enabling the behavior when some men are like “oh you make it look effortless and do it so much better !” So we come to forums and bitch about how they don’t help but we constantly intervene instead of saying…

I actually was not kidding AT ALL. I’m a lazy POS on the “mom scale” which means I’m like a normal human being. Women have kids and go into hyperdrive, and so husbands take a back seat bc they can and they feel more entitled to do so. We are entitled to laziness too!

I made this for you.

Oh god, does he do that thing where he puts no effort into figuring out the best whatever, but then critiques your choice? Because I told mine to knock that the fuck off. He came home from work and thought the lawn was looking unkempt, I guess, because the first thing he said was “Do we need to get a new gardener?”

It’s called GOOGLE CALENDAR BITCH (well, for the appointment keeping-track-of). It’s kind of ridiculous how we become de facto secretaries for our husbands.

What a time to be alive

My husband says the same shit: “How do you keep track of all these appointments?” “How do you remember to give everyone their medication at the appropriate time?” “How do you find the best vet/restaurant/day care every time?”

Shout out to my husband for being a better parent than me, and also never ever insinuating on any level that the boring baby shit in some way more my responsibility than his.

You can, but they make shit conversationalists. They don’t judge you for drinking screw-tops though.

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

The internet is full of parents bitching endlessly about their own life choices, and yet people act like I have problems because I don’t want kids.

Can you imagine the conservative head explosions if a woman dared to say that babies were “boring” or that being a mother was anything less than a magical trip to a place where calorie free cake is not only abundant but delicious as well? I mean, society’s expectation that every woman wants to be a mother and that…

Everyone who wants different things than you want is an asshole? The structure-less day you describe might be lovely for you and your family (and glad you have a life that works for you!) but it is not what everyone wants. Not wanting that does not make you an asshole.

I cook all the time and I’m good at it. I have never been able to make dinner in 30 minutes.

that’s why I stick to cocaine it’s heart healthy

what’s wrong w doing heroin, man

I love how the Olsens dress like elderly socialites.

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.