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I haven’t read the law itself, but both this article and the CNN one they cite include a ban on donations. Not sure where they got that.

Unfortunately, this is not how fashion works for most people. We buy what is fashionable for one season and throw it away.

Plastic isn’t inherently evil.

The ban excludes used fur and taxidermy, in addition to religious items and fur products used by Native American tribes.

You forgot cancer from the noise of wind turbines. And piles of dead birds. 

Yeah, that’s the joke.

Continuing to celebrate the ‘72 team.

There were a lot of “switch” jokes out there. You took the simplest route, proving the simplest route is often the best.

More like a Whaler.

He really fucked those throws right in the pussy. 

Yeah, how is down 11, 3:00 to go "garbage time?"

They make you pay for Lobster!

I mean, act like you've been there before. Damn. 

I tried to make a pedantic comment about the young man’s poor grammar and then a joke about my comment being pedantic, but Kinja’s such a flaming pile of shit on mobile that it wasn’t worth the frustration. So now I’m just another internet asshole who doesn’t even have the joke to show for it.

“Just goes to show there's no room for disagreement in this country anymore"

Nah, you just have to not know how to format Microsoft Word.

Editor: Jesus Christ, fuck off and get a life. 

Gotta go farther back than Mega Man.

Yeah, first one.

Second, third, fourth, fifth, ninth, seventeenth for Chaco flips. They will last for years and are stupid comfortable. You’ll have a hard time finding better foot/arch support in a pair of flips that aren’t orthotic. They are fantastic.

Second, third, fourth, fifth, ninth, seventeenth for Chaco flips. They will last for years and are stupid