The only blessing in this administration is these chucklefucks are so busy tripping over their own dicks they forgot to properly cover up their crimes.

Lisa Falkenberg is doing some solid editorial and opinion work for the Houston Chronicle.

T-minus 5 days and counting until McAleenan says something the least bit non-complimentary and Trump starts shitting all over him. 

How was my week? Pretty shitty, actually.*

“Seems like an extremely inopportune time remove the only straight politics vertical on GMG.”

That’s pretty different, considering that the old GMG sites were full of writers more than willing to take management to task. Not what I like seeing from one of my favorite sets of sites.

It came up on Giphy when I was searching for Chris Cooper’s “fuck fish” monologue from Adaptation. What a journey from, “wonder what she’s yelling about?” to, “OH DAMMMMMNNNNNN!” in like 3 seconds!

Kind of off-topic but speaking of killing sumbitches, anyone else think it's weird Splinter was killed off without so much as a word on the other sites? No posts, nothing. Just stopped publishing. 

Gizmodo covered it a bit yesterday:

I'll walk right past 'em whistling if it's all the same to you, but yeah, my point keeps getting proven allllllllll over social media and comments sections. It's bizarre and I'll never get used to it. 

The eye doctor is nothing.

God, Bors just nailed the smug face on the asshole perfectly.

Nah, they’d have all sorts of videos with superimposed rulers and weird angles that prove Trump is 6'3" (“actually, he’s closer to 6'5"!”) and not 5'11" or 6' or whatever he really is. I can see it now:

Just judging by recent photos, if he’s 6'3", Barron is around 6'7". Now this is not out of the realm of possibility.

Allow me to add to the “you are doing a great thing for yourself by checking out Shea Serrano.”

The GOP is really good at drawing bullshit boundaries and then acting shocked people are mad about it. 

I remember when TLC meant “The Learning Channel.”

The effort is appreciated, friend. 

I didn’t know shit about politics when I was in my 20s. I didn’t care. I wish I had, but I didn’t. I believed I grew up in a conservative family and should be a conservative, so I voted for Dubya. I didn’t know the difference. Around 30 I pulled my head out of my ass and started paying attention, but it took some…