They will never. Ever. Ever. Abandon him. There could be video of him fucking a male porn star, performing an abortion, fellating Putin, shitting on the Constitution, signing legislation literally outlawing jobs that pay less than $40 million per year, and signing the US over to ISIS, and they’d still back him.

“In the Bible, pre-teens and teens got married and had babies all the time! You’re telling me the BIBLE is wrong????”

He's also supposedly 6'3". That motherfucker ain't 6'3". No way, no how. 

Man, you’d think so, but, uh, Roy Moore.

This is notable, but the unfortunate reality is it won’t change anything.

That’s just Kushner spreading the word to curry favor with his father-in-law. He knows Trump has a massive boner for dictators and thinks he himself is a “take no prisoners" kind of guy (even though we know he's the "cooperate until it's inconvenient then throw anyone possible under the bus in a childish tantrum" kind…

MAGA dumbasses wanted someone who wasn’t a “Washington Insider,” so they followed “Drain The Swamp!” thinking they’d get some outside-the-box thinking immune to”interests” and lobbyists.

At least I’ll have a new console to play my despair away if the 2020 election goes to shit.

They know they’re on the wrong side of history and their grip on American politics is slipping.

If you're taking 5 oz Jell-O shots, we're DEFINITELY seeing your boobs.

God, I hate it when people whine about, “Oh, you can’t say anything anymore! Everyone gets so offended all the time!”

Orange Ice.

“the conspiracy theorists would have no fodder”

He’s lost his fucking mind. Just read the thread.

It’s funny that right wingers keep using “Trump Derangement Syndrome” to mean an unhealthy obsession with Trump by the left.

Spaaaaaaaaa daaaaaayyyyyyy!

It would be really funny if the back of the ticket actually said "you're a fucking moron."

I think he was significantly more lucid during his “America’s Mayor” phase.

I clicked on the picture (blurred 'cause yer in the greys) fully expecting it to be a monkey shitting into its own hand. Turns out it was a monkey shitting into its own pants. 

I think NFL broadcasters SEVERELY underestimate the knowledge and intelligence of the average NFL fan. There’s a reason Romo is so popular (and Witten sucked SO badly)—we don’t want dummies just spouting aphorisms and making obvious observations. Give us some real X and O talk. Give us some real insight into the game.…