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The Mechanics Of Road Beef
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The O-Line has been better the last 2-3 weeks. Tunsil was *very* expensive, but a left tackle should cost you. They've got a looooooooo(inhale)oooooooong way to go, but they're better than they were week 1 of the preseason and by the end of this season, will be much better than they were at the end of last season. 

As a Texans fan (there are literally tens of us!), I sat through Dave Ragone, Matt Leinart, Tony Banks, Brock Osweiler, Sage Rosenfels, Ryan Mallett, Brandon Weeden, Bryan Hoyer, Tom Savage, TJ Yates, David Carr, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Case Keenum, and Matt Schaub.

Tough but fair. 

I actually like this one more than I did Star Wars or Schmilco.

@PatDStat: Then the Texans did their job then right? I mean holding a NFL team to no hits is tough to do. Trying to downplay seems odd. How well the O protected today should not go unnoticed. https://t.co/0ASV0xbZEY

100% Trump thinks "impeachment" means "removal from office." No question. 

“My theory is that Pence is deeper than he lets on”

As long as that turtle-ass-lookin’ motherfucker is in charge of the Senate, removal is absolutely not happening.

The Republican president: colossally stupid.

@PatDStat: Attention…..

I swear to God I once heard John Madden unironically say, “To win the game, you’ve gotta score more points than the other team.”

Nah, I’m good, friend.

Does it matter?

I feel the same way. It is far and away my favorite sport. I would rather watch football than any other competition.

I feel certain there’s a “you’re a fucking moron if you go on the field, so we’re responsible for nothing”* clause.

“The Oregon back added that he started after the guy when he noticed that Cal’s head coach was angrily motioning for someone to do something about the idiot.”

“Agree or disagree with what she said it’s still cruel to her.”

I see that there’s an attached story that Incognito had to flee to a safe house after being threatened by Martin.

“My taxes pay your salary!"

“Do you know who I am?"