I want to move into her house. Do you think she’ll let me move in? I promise not to muck it up.

Atlanta has become my favorite Real Housewives franchise. These women KNOW how to manufacture drama and I AM HERE FOR IT. Also, I have a soft spot for Kenya even though she is messy as hell sometimes. I AM ROOTING FOR YOU.

I used to intern for Betsey Johnson while in college and would often be sent to her archive to search through racks and racks of clothes for specific things. It was fucking great...except for all dust.

This is such a bummer.

Maybe it’s because I give ZERO fucks, but I don’t understand this idea of “they’re family, I have to invite them.” or “I have to go to this awful thanksgiving dinner because IT’S FAMILY and they’ll be mad.” You’re adult, you don’t have to invite anyone you don’t fucking want to invite or go anywhere you don’t want to…

Making Faces was always my go to book when being in a bookstore as a kid. I always had a sense that he thought everyone was beautiful and could make the beauty shine through makeup—which as an 11 year old, fat, nerd was comforting.

As a person who is currently reading the book—I can confirm that would tear up anyways lol

THANK YOU.

I will keep good thoughts for you!! *prayer hands emoji*

It’s a sickness!!!

oooh thanks for the tip.

Every time I tell myself “you’re not going to read the comments on Hillary Clinton posts or interviews. It will just piss you off.” Yet, here I am.

Disclaimer: I’m not a dr or scientist.

Retinol is your friend, girl.

I can’t stop laughing.

Death panels.

I think she’s clearly only worried about how her politics would affect her brand.

I loved Bethenny’s “They were both bad, but I voted for Hillary.” /eyeroll

Doug the pug is in it and he’s cute!

Are we to have sympathy for the latest high-profile victim of belief in a platform founded upon a shameless rejection of any kind of values to begin with?