I’m petty, so believe me, I did think about it.

I wish the author had explained ConBody instead of dropping it in there the way it was.

It’s actually an interesting story. The person who created it was formerly incarcerated and hires other ex-convicts.   

How dare you call Seaquest DSV DUMB!!!!!!!

Perfect.

Skinnygirl tampons: for extra tight vaginas.

God i love this movie.

I hope they are your ex-inlaws, because they sound fucking terrible.

Ugh. I can’t stand the poor man’s Anthony Michael Hall’s voice.

That was 3 minutes and 11 seconds too long. And yes, I’m counting the part at the end when she’s not even singing anymore.

Hard pass.

Fucking yikes.

A what now????

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I was trying to be generous. But yes--it is obvious that this is a joke.

I think because no one bothered clicking the link in the first paragraph.

Yeah I think it’s called PIGM400 or something strange.

I spent an inordinate amount of time reading about all the P50's before purchasing—so forgive me for this comment: The P50V is for dry skin. W is for more sensitive skin. And P50 minus any sort of letter is regular strength/regular skin types. I only say this, because I started out with P50W, and it also smells like…