LOL I would be 100% weirded out if a guy whipped out something that looked like that.

I would deep throat that pretzel though.

Before I read it, I was like, "That looks like a lobster." Guess I'm just classy and not vulgar. You fucks.

#notallmotorizedscooters

First you need a 5 year old to toss on the bus so you have the week off.

Trees made of my love!

I love that they have similar hair styles.

Can't wait to see what NBC does with the set of Passions this time!!

I threw out my nectarines and plums last night. Not happy about it!!

I always like it when my stores have plus.

Am I the only one that finds it weird that they are finally including a plus size model...around the same time the theme is "fetish"??

I have like 15 people on my fb like this. They mean well, but they need to stop.

Manning all stations!

I really want to post this on my FB, but I know the shitstorm that will follow.

You said it perfectly.

pfffft. It's all the same!

I literally just shouted "Nooooo" at my desk.

Well of course they didn't! You're an employee! Not a human being! :P

An honest question: Could the it be that might have other shift-type jobs and they just take whatever one calls them in first? I've only worked retail and usually when someone or multiple people called out the rest of us just had to deal.

Right?! It just seems bad for business—like you think your employees sniffling and coughing all over your customer's food is going to want to make those people come back? It's weird how bottom-line oriented people are, but yet they fail to see this.