This makes me so angry for people working in these situations. I realize there is pressure from higher ups on managers a lot of the time, but where is the compassion? Also, how 'bout, if you force this sick employee to come in, you'll probably get other employees sick and the cycle just keeps repeating. I FEEL LIKE…

Maybe the pesticides and the listeria made your peaches extra tasty!!! I'm wondering if I should take my chances on these nectarines. My brain says no, but my tastebuds say yes!

I want to eat my nectarines dammit! I wonder where the fruit carts outside my office get theirs....lol

I got an email and a robocall from Fresh direct yesterday. Pretty sure I had already eaten some of the plums!

It is true...but having worked in music licensing: get those rights!

yesssssssss.

Or like, call the police while you hide in a closet or something. People are fucking trigger happy.

I just came here to say that Doritos Salsa Verde are the best Doritos of all time!!!!!!!!

omg. this is perfect.

Mark...if you and your partner are ever in NYC please come to my apt for dinner. You are delightful!

I grew up in Palmer sort of close to downtown and we had a Mom and baby moose in our backyard a few times. We just stayed in the house and looked out the window...like normal people who don't want to be attacked by a moose!

I'm probs gonna order this after I have a few drinks tonight lol

I did that for a while....chopping was definitely the worst and most time consuming part.

Onions...ugh. I started tossing them in my food processor because I hate them so much.

I always try to push the chopping off on to my boyfriend lol

My food processor is pretty small and the blade comes out so it's pretty easy to clean.

I hate it because it takes too much time. Lately I just stick everything in a food processor and chop it that way.

Seriously, if I was rich, I would hire someone to chop my vegetables...that shit is the worst.

I have an svu/wire google doc for this purpose.

Ha! I was coming here to say the same thing!