I'm surprised he doesn't have something on the menu called "Purple stuff."

They are made of red. Just red.

UMMMM. Gross.

Ha! You should have just gone and crashed a whole bunch of weddings in search of Jordan almonds.

Well, at least she can cobble together a non-apology using bits from Lily Allen, Miley Cyrus, Sky Ferreira, etc. Should save her a few minutes.

Seriously, they are gross! And a teeth cracking hazard.

I always thought Jordan Almonds (who is this Jordan anyways?!) were just for weddings. I remember being heavily disappointed trying them as a five year old at my Aunt's wedding.

I find Selena Gomez really unlikeable for some reason.

That too! Part of me wants to empty the palcohol contents into a crystal light container and liven up my work day!

Palcohol is my new best thing.

You make an excellent point.

Good question!

"Just like Grandma used to make!"

I mean, is there a new recipe we should be aware of? Old Nog vs. New Nog?

This is the worst best rumor ever.

I think Ritter sport has more protein so automatically it is better!

I want to bring one to the gym now and eat it on the treadmill...and if anyone stops me, I'll just point to the wrapper and be like, "SPORT."

I love the strawberry one!! I like it because it has the word "sport" in it and it makes me feel athletic.

I come for the stories, I stay for the drama.

haha tbh, would probs do that too!