I would go to town on those Cinnabon Testicals. GO. TO. TOWN.

I think hive-covered corpses are their specialty. Goes good with with the measlerita.

haha I couldn't help myself!!

This is not how we rank in Jenner Land.

Ha! Judging by his instagram, his love of cars, racing, and pitbulls is not something he can make a Linkedin profile about.

List of dude Jenner's in order of importance:

I half thought that this was probably why she was confused, but she is also young, so I figured she just new it as "hashtag" or something. Good to know if i ever go to Scotland!

haha it made me feel old too!

It makes me a bad person that I think the bigger story within the James Franco saga is that Lucy asked, "what do you mean #?" Like she thought he was asking her for a hashtag or something.

I was hesitant to click on that Lauren Conrad link, because of the games you played last time Callie. My faith has been restored!

:/

Which is to say, they have no audience.

Lanmijord sounds like something I would buy at Ikea. Either in the cafeteria or the bookshelf section.

You will like what they tell you to like!!!

All of this for a fucking internship? Jesus.

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Sale days were my least favorite days.

I was a tour guide on an island in Alaska and so many people were confused by the fact that it was an island with NO ROADS LEADING OFF OF IT. Apparently the boat they took there did not clue them in.

ha! "5pm m'am."