Do you think Jesus is pissed that he couldn't get a placement higher up on the body?

That's what I'm here for!!

You are much braver than I am!

Ha! One would think...my morbid curiosity gets the best of me every. damn. time.

I can't!!! I am addicted to Google!!! Someone bring Intervention back!

I know. But I couldn't help myself. :/

I googled Balut.

I am not even shitting you when I say that my bf said the exact same thing your husband said when I told him this Cosmo tip. I almost died laughing.

I think the donut is for you in the Cosmo scenario. You can't get a blow job and get to eat a donut—it's just not fair.

Chanel's Fall-Winter Show Took Place in a High-Fashion Supermarket

Wait...so does her not dating women make her a homophobe?

Her hair looks like a helmet.

As someone who attended Wasilla public schools. YES.

to be honest, I'm more concerned about wasting the donut!

LOL this gif never fails to make me laugh and creep me out at the same time

this would be like if the guy wanted you shoot donut holes out of your V into his mouth. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

You toyed with my emotions!! I was getting really pumped for this :(

There is no way in hell I'm ruining a donut by putting it on a penis. THE LINE HAS TO BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE.

LAME! My interest in Dancing with the Stars has returned to about 5%.

Bruce Jenner better fucking win.