oh dear god.

LOL You should have tried to convince her that the Chipmunks branched out with their music.

I hope you were able to drink afterwards.

Oh god. When I worked at a thrift store a while back some kid came up to me holding a cassette tape and was like "what's this?" I felt so fucking old.

haha yes!

Samuel L. Jackson looks like an adorable, little, old lady in that selfie.

But if we allow them fruit now, next they'll demand that they get to marry their dog!!

That image is delightful.

This is good to know! Blackberries basically go bad once you bring them in your house.

Seriously...I hate when something calls for parsley. I want to buy like on sprig of it and be like "but this is all I need!!"

I've started doing that with fruit and then using it in smoothies. I think I still have a frozen can of expired tuna in my freezer—i don't know what i was planning on doing with that.

OMG. My bf does the same thing. I'm like that "That is a flour dust on the english muffin!! Not mold! Back away from the garbage!!"

It definitely comes from after I graduated college and had little money. I was like, "I will break open that jar of goober grape to get the rest of it out before I throw it away." I definitely do my fair share of cutting around the bad parts of fruit instead of throwing the whole thing out. ugh.

I am wasting these calories and I'm still fat? WHAT THE FUCK.

Haha I would be so into that!!

Dodai...your pintrest board is my new best thing.

Seriously, for a chain restaurant, I would could eat there once a week and not be the least bit ashamed. Unlike Fridays or Chili's which just make me sad inside.

They opened a Tony Roma's in Brooklyn and I am having the hardest time convincing my bf to go. I'm like dude...they're more than great ribs!!!!

Needs more Scott Speedman!!!