They need to mix banana split with peanut butter fudge. And then I will get excited.

I hope their mascot is Fusilli Jerry

I've been in Flatbush for 3 years and in the past couple of months every person/couple that has moved in has been white. I find it mildly entertaining because it's not exactly a "hip" area and you're definitely in it for the long haul in terms of bars and trendy restaurants opening up if that's your end game.

People who order steak well done should be told that they are not allowed to have steak and instead will be beaten with a stick. Yeah. I SAID IT.

That drawing is tugging at my heart.

That is true. But do you want to date the person that would potentially screen you out?

I always assumed whatever was listed was upped by 2 inches. I mean, personally IDGAF if you were 5'6 or 6'11, but seriously if you say you are 5'9 and you show up and you're not, it's obvious. So it just makes more sense not to lie about it.

Having gone out with many guys who listed themselves as 5'9" and then showed up and were my height (not 5'9") I know he's adding an inch.

He also lies about his height by one inch.

This is such an excellent point.

oMg! It'S tHe LaTe NiNtIeS aGaIn!!!

Someone needs to teach Jaden that Typing Like This Is Super Fucking Annoying.

Is Scheana the one that sings? All these people have blended together in my mind as just one awful person with blonde hair and a spray tan.

Shia Lebeouf?

Jax is such a tool.

Ha! I have a feeling I'll be doing this on my lunch break.

Haha no! I was thinking about finding it on yelp to see if it was an actual place that people eat at and enjoy!

I spent most of yesterday watching Vanderpump Rules (judge away!) and all I could think during the show was how obnoxious sounding all of their names were.

Haha I'm glad it has continued to amuse people!

Ha! I was thinking the same thing about the angles and lighting. If i could recreate the perfect angle and lighting for my face in every photo, i totally would.