Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

they have three official mascots

This article has inexplicably sent me down a Tampa Bay Rays rabbit hole where I have learned that the “Rays” in their name is “now meant to primarily refer to a burst of sunshine rather than a manta ray” and that they have three official mascots, each with their own backstory and biography. One, Raymond, is apparently…

I’m laughing pretty hard at the moment because I know there will be a point where Universal Studios execs will realize they just green lit multi million dollar furry porn. 

How about get rid of that, plus the salary cap, plus the draft while we’re at it.

I dunno, I’m OK with the Knicks getting banned from the NBA for a year too.

I was ready to declare the Foul Ball Feature by far the most important/best thing on Deadspin this week, but this has knocked it from the perch. Tom: thank you, for the fearless journalism. A grateful nation salutes you.

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

I might be a bit biased but I like this guy.

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

Stevens really is one of the two or three best coaches in the NBA.

I’ll take the easy pitch. Any chance to post this: