That joke walked to the punchline slower than Bochy going to the mound. A nice try to match Ray for tedium, but he remains unmatched.

Did Simmons do a bobblehead impersonation through the entire interview?

I cannot love this enough!

Ferris Buehler made it to a Mariner ' s game?

Maybe on his way to Galactic Overlord, Mr. Leonard might want to run for President on the "Shhh, I've got this" party.

The natural integration stuff reminds me of the early days of TV when Ricky & Lucy would light up during a commercial break to extol the virtues of whatever cancer stick had paid them. Hell, even the Flintstones had cigarette ads featuring Fred and Barney smoking away in the breaks.

It’s like the basketball version of Spock playing 3D chess.

I was so overjoyed at the end of the movie when one of my twin daughters said she wanted to be Shuri. The other daughter said she wanted to be Black Panther.

Best comparison I can offer is Secretariat. You knew you were seeing something special after the Kentucky Derby record, but nothing prepared you for what he did in the Belmont Stakes. Ms. Kim came in special and left even more remarkable.

Bruce Jenkins is the tour guide for the Bad Place when it comes to substantive sports discussions.

One of these games, Kerr’s gonna let Steph go after Wilt’s record.

You don’t know how much I dreaded seeing him up in the bottom of the 10th. Martinez is exactly the sort of crap-ass hitter that would screw the Cubs over the past 40 years I have watched them. Somehow these sub-Mendoza lightweights would find the gap. When I saw Bryant slip a little on his throw, my breath caught in…

Lonzo Ball and his dad are, combined, the Ryan Leaf of the NBA.

One of the announcers mentioned on the replay “It looked like he was going after the ball...” which makes me wonder, “which one?”

I think we should have a back cover blurb writing contest for it! Like... "EYE OF ARGON move over! There's a new action-adventure agglomeration on the block!"

Ted Moseby innnnnnn Spaaaaaaaace!

I would also add Cyril Kornbluth, both for his solo works like "The Syndic" and his collaborations with Fred Pohl. Anyone who has been crushing on "Mad Men" or Cory Doctorow should especially read "The Space Merchants."