If you Jezzies don’t get over your weird shit, I will personally come up to you at the mixer and cunt punt you out the door. I will do it. Try me. Go ahead and report me to National, I don’t care. We are here for Kinja, not so you all can be at a Kinja mixer talking to each other!  

We’re assuming we know what their culture is, what their marriage style is, who they are as people.

Their entire comment boils down to “I can’t control my child’s sex/romantic life anymore!”  

Darius, if what you’re saying is true, then why do we allow them to drink or vote?

In December, the Los Angeles Police Protective League, Rojas’ union, released a statement condemning his actions and making it clear that they would not support him...

I’d explain but trying to keep the vomit down while writing out their respective “accomplishments”,  isn’t good for my health.

Even rich people don’t throw 7 grand on for one wear. And since she’s been photographed in it, and it’s so specific a piece that she wasn’t loaned, OF COURSE she’s going to return it.

That looks like angel food cake, not meringue, in that picture, anyway.

And by “innovations”, you must mean “shit 12 to 20 year olds want to see”.

I just want someone to propose it on camera.

More like the time-honored tradition of being forced to sleep in the wet spot on the bed.

“Dear Dan, I’m tired of being a married man’s whore and want to create new job opening for my position by making him confront his wife over this so I can either replace her or get dumped by him.”

I wrote to someone else they should rename it “The Amiri Baraka Academy Of Black-ity Black Black-ness”.

But...nobody cares what you do.

“The Amiri Baraka Academy of Black-ity Black Black-ness”

How the fuck should I know? I don’t live there. 

I’m wondering if the book will go into the mythologizing that’s happened since BTS broke big in America, especially.

“Considers”? Just DO it.

Isley Bros. too classy for this list.