We never deserved Kimi

This deserves its own article

As long as you have some self awareness that you doing this means you’re literally part of the problem, go for it. 

I get it. A lot of the writers on here are too young to remember when cars like this were new. I am. Bottom line? These were great big pieces of shit. Especially this era when GM somehow managed to make a engine coolant that would rot the entire coolant system out. These were made during a sad era of American…

I’m still driving back

250 miles? As in the same range as the now 5 year old Chevy Bolt? Big fail. They clearly missed a major mark here.

The seats are ridiculous. I don’t mind the color, but the faux racing nonsense is stoopid. Carbon fiber backing on a 10 way adjustable seat? It still must weigh a ton. And what is with all those holes and trying to pretend like there is a 5 point racing harness on the options list? I miss the days when the M3 was an…

I’m sorry, but they are completely hideous. They are the automotive equivalent of a gaming keyboard that constantly pulses with green light. They are as attractive as a middle-aged cyclist in a multi-color spandex leotard. They are ghastly.

Light weight carbon bucket seats, that are power adjustable. The exercise in futility has commenced.

I’d sooner trust Johnny off the Construction Site who has likely been carrying out lifting ops day-in/day out for years than some ‘professional’ who would realistically only be doing 1 or 2 lifts, 22 times a year and who would most likely be using unfamiliar equipment. 

The Radwood tax is too high here.

GM is, these days, desperate to compete with Tesla.

It’s a heavily facelifted 370z. As a former 350z owner (I really enjoyed it), the interior especially is basically identical, with limited updates suggesting a refresh rather than a new model.

You mean all the faces looking at you with pity?

Or

Modern motorsport Jalopnik has a problem: It’s too damn complicated, and it’s only been getting worse.

After 10 years a lot of things in a car stop holding quite so fast. Sunshades start to sag, new rattles pop up (maybe they were there from the first week if you own a Subaru...), and everything’s just not as firm as it used to be.

Sorry, but there is ZERO reason that stay should be anywhere NEAR 1 million. For 1 million I could hire 4 drs to work shifts at my house 24/7 for 4 months and have plenty of money left over for a breathing machine.