I laughed way too hard at that.

The people who can afford this are chauffeured around in something else.

Along with boogers, Cheez-It crumbs, and melted crayons.

That’s a bit ridiculous.  Surely someone would notice when their finishing performance starts steadily improving.

My 2018 Si non-LED headlights are some of the absolute worst I’ve ever had, dating back to cars made in the 70's.  If I could retrofit with LED units, I would.

As a former 85 owner, I will personally attest to the 12a “singing” about as well as the majority of first round American Idol contestants - loud, buzzy, “unique”, terrible.

There is a slight bump in power and a different engine mapping.

You spelled “massive improvement” wrong.

I’d hate to be the guy who has to drive up a hill in a 12a powered Corvette, boldly assuming it was running in the first place.

This is why the Model 3 and Bauer Catfish shouldn’t be allowed to make babies.

Yes.

F1's gonna party like its 2009.

It’s made from the skin of the scruffy looking guy in his mid-60's who works the parts counter, but won’t check you out at the register because he’s taking a 30 minute phone call about an EGR valve.

No.  Pro midget wrestling is actually entertaining to watch.

Go wash your mouth out with soap.

I assume you mean the C7, because you don’t even have to bother waiting for the C8.

Dbchili beat me to it.  Fyre Festival in a glass.

10/10 current owner is named Kyle.

Yeah, Jalops who can afford it, which is more like 0 people.

At least be politically correct.  I believe the preferred term for prostitutes in the trucking industry is “lot lizard.”