The problem with Farley, at least to me, was his reliance on the fat-joke related slapstick. Well, that and David Spade, who’s way worse than Adam Sandler at all times. Even at his worst you can see how Adam is supposed to be funny, Joe Dirt doesn’t even seem to try. His scene in Mama’s Boy was the absolute worst…

Stupid, ugly, pointless stretched front forks. At least stretching the back fork helps with takeoff stability, what point does this serve? Do you just miss having the wheelbase of a Chevrolet Trailblazer when you ride?

You don’t like loud pipes? Because you’re not a biker.

Why would Jalopnik commit to more and better motorcycle coverage with Lanesplitter and then proceed to write a post on Jalopnik inviting a bunch of car drivers to vote on what they hate most about motorcyclists? Are the same people writing for both blogs? I hope…

Needs a more in depth review. You didn’t even crash to find out if it protects your head.

Instead of shutting down the government, which won’t work, maybe they should just go to the source of the problem and shut down every woman’s credit cards and bank accounts. Then they can put us in red robes and give us to men who will make better decisions for us than we silly walking wombs can. Any lady who revolts…

she’s vastly more skilled than any woman who has ever thrown hands

i hope they do protest the DNC as well

You’re gonna have to stop trying to make me like this thing eventually. It’s like the female Ving Rhames impersonator I met one Halloween-you almost thought it was really Marcellus Wallace, but the voice just ruined the magic.

FUN FACT-Bare knuckle boxing actually features much less of the head trauma, due to the high likelihood of injuring one’s hand against someone’s skull, or the infamous ‘fight bite’ which can lead to an infection worthy of amputation.

I feel like the bike market is getting so good right now, especially on the “lower”/entry level side of things. I don’t think there has ever been a better time to either get into motorcycling, or to upgrade from an used beginner bike to something new.

Keep in mind this means that if they feel the number of cars on the grid is unsafe, they can't say shit.

Please, please review all of Jalopniks fast cars from now on.

Nice write up. Interesting read and review. Do more of these!!

Literally worse than warlords? Terrible phrase in an otherwise wonderful article.

As it turns out, if you monetize people’s personal information for ransom, somebody else might think it’s worth stealing! Who new?

People joined this site for some outside fucking. This data release would just be another form of it. A bonus round, if you will.

Before I scrolled down and saw her picture, I knew she was a black mother. This never happens to white moms.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.