Why buy a new Mercedes? Old Lincolns come out better. Pic related, my brother paid 3 grand for it(and a few grand in repairs, but such is life when restoring a one-owner unicorn!) 

Well, there is at least one flying bike!

They already have the perfect platforms: Silverado Trail Boss and Sierra Denali!

Master P might be the best Black mogul. He was worth $664 million around 1998, he took care of everybody off No Limit when it folded, he makes good snacks for a fair price(they have Rap Snacks RAMEN NOODLES now!), he produced a halfway decent kid's show, he was in the NBA... I mean, who's better? The guy from Shark…

Fuck that. Old bikes still work, and there’s less fail points. 

How does 'wet rod' bluescreen your OS but 'hot rod' doesn't? 

My money’s on Akademiks. Dude’s a low-level coon, a dry snitch and a shitty rapper apologist. 

Maybe that’s why 1 in 4 cars on the road in America today is old enough to get a driver's license!

If you have everything sorted out, it’s time to fuck something up! Have you considered BMX bars and a gyro neck? They look good, add control and you’ll need to redo the brake and gear lines, so more wrenching!

They're gonna be PISSED when they find out the Vikings were a meritocracy that had no problem with recruiting Africans... Yeah, Black Vikings existed! 

For a relationship to get better after cheating, it had to be bad before. Not unpleasant or contentious, but something had to be wrong in the first place for things to get better after someone betrays and ruins the trust and intimacy between the two of them.

I think the quality drop happened when Ward died. Or rather, became H. I. V. E. 

Sage Steele is a dog now. 

Comments like this is WHY short niggas be actin up! What's wrong with a short dude? 

You DEFINITELY don’t speak for me, I respect a journalist with the integrity to voice his opinion when there’s people like you whining about it. Politics is like the weather, it’s kinda dumb not to talk about it when it directly affects you.

You sound like a smartass preteen talking shit about her toddler sister. 

If politics weren’t affecting car sales directly, then I might agree with you... But they are, and it’s directly relevant to the topic at hand, so stop whining. Off the top of my head, TheDrive.com has a few former Jalopnik writers and does good reviews without too much politicking, you can always go there. 

And your point? That's good journalism! 

The Twitter mob is usually correct, though. A little strident, yeah, but nobody’s making people confess their shitty opinions on Twitter anymore than we’re forcing you to write stupid shit like your comment on Kinja.

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