The fuck kind of stupid question is that?

You forgot one... ;-)

Oh Black Betty, Amber lamps!

Ahem.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

Interesting question, how about American performance motorcycles? Sure some body pops up every once and a while, but if you want an American bike, and you don’t want a cruiser, you’re going to have a bad time.

alternate topshots we were looking at:

I know of a couple cases where the dealer got ripped off.. it goes like this:

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

Why mod a V6 when you could swap in a V8?

“How fast does that thing go?”

I know Germans who would take one bite of an American hot dog, just to spit it in your face for offering them such drivel.

I still remember watching Battle of the X-Planes on PBS, back before I had cable, and being furious that Lockheed won with that ridiculous lift-fan thing. Granted, it probably would have sucked at maneuverability too-it was really thick in the middle, and kind of heavy overall with its fixed wing-but I think its…

Gas Stations Are "Base" in the Game of "Dump a Tail."