See, that’s the difference between designers and engineers. Designers would have made this sound amazing, but with poor wind resistance... Unless you told them to make it REALLY LOUD!

How fast can a car compactor make it a nice yellow cube? 

Right! Like, how much did YOU donate, motherfuckers, and if it wasn't 100 MILLION DOLLARS then who cares about what percentage of your net worth it was? Some people just can't see a forest for the woods. 

There, now there's five of us, like the Power Rangers! 

I like,

A spare wheel on the front? I'm stealing that! 

The whole world is remote working, why not answer customer service calls and cold-sell insurance from the woods in a van? 

Fine, more for me. 

I’d build the next generation of Nissans on revised Infiniti platforms, then build the next generation of Infinitis from those Nissans. 

Write in Elizabeth Warren and pray for all of our souls.

The seat looks lime an afterthought, the price is ridiculous and I'll be damned if I'm gonna pedal without generating any actual output, either charging the battery or propelling the bike. No sale. 

If this was even remotely true, Dodge would still be making Vipers and the Ford GT EcoBoost would have a Voodoo engine instead of a v6 from a work truck.

Cars are stupid, but you still drive one don't you? 

Why are the coaches of this child’s game getting paid so much if all you need is room and board, commie? 

Cheap means cheap. Cheap means actually inexpensive, not used game console money. 

Jesus Christ, do you review products from a custom-built single room Ivory tower? Who is 130 dollars for some earbuds ‘cheap’ to? Or even affordable?

I will then oversee the implementation of these changes and reignite Harley-Davidson as one of the most revered and iconic brands in the world.

Counterpoint: Toyota still gets a high-performance inline 6 platform with a well seasoned aftermarket, and one of the most common aftermarket upgrades is the radio. I'm sure the latest Pioneer/Alpine/Bang & Olufsen unit has Android Auto AND whatever the Apple version is called, too. 

So that 'AYE!' from every Atlanta club record ever is a Scandinavian vowel? Good to know! 

This isn’t funny, you guys. This is child abuse. They’re gonna torture the fuck out of this kid in boarding school.