Right, because look how AWFUL that whole ‘movies with comic book characters’ thing went for the comic book industry!

They always talk about how Isaiah got his name, but they never ask the most important question - what would he have won if the Lakers took the series?

12 MILLION? In one show? Astronomical is right, that's a fucking WIN! 

Yeah, he IS trying to be Mark Hammil, who is to this day the definitive Joker voice. What's wrong with that? 

You’ve finally done it, AVClub... A perfect list. I never doubted you!

Honest Question: Is it wrong to raise your child heteronormatively, now?

I bet someone can come up with a mummy movie that channels modern anxieties, but that someone isn’t me. Sorry, mummies!

I would buy this in a second if the alt-keys actually glowed orange and blue when you hit the function and upper buttons. I hate having to memorize 3 buttons per key!

Let ‘em all do their thing. Open Chick-Fil-A and let them own us to death!

When you get sore and want to interact with people, video games always work for me!

I’m one of the people who knows the vast majority of people are easily led by millions of dollars of influence, and will always flock to popular, simple, usually binary choices. How many times have you heard, “There are two kinds of people in this world...” No, there’s a few hundred billion, bruh.

FUCK! Come on, Liz, I'm counting on you now! Better an old White lady than another old White man! 

Everyone is bad, but only Trump is president. 

How DARE you, a Republican, demand consistency? You guys haven’t made a fiscally responsible move since you crawled up the Church’s ass because racism as a political strategy was failing.

Other Presidents also being shitty has nothing to do with how shitty Trump is, and the fact that deflecting is your only defense shows that you KNOW how shitty Trump is, you’re just either taking advantage or really passionate about caging lazy Mexican babies before they take your job... By being lazy... Somehow.

Prove that he committed no crimes, bucko! 

That wetness you feel in the shower and the rain is God pissing on you. 

Those aren't real Cadbury Creme Eggs, they're the shitty American version! 

Somebody’s gonna fall asleep on their livestream and lose a ton of followers, I can’t wait.

They probably paid for it with the Rick & Morty opener or something.