I’d build the next generation of Nissans on revised Infiniti platforms, then build the next generation of Infinitis from those Nissans. 

Write in Elizabeth Warren and pray for all of our souls.

The seat looks lime an afterthought, the price is ridiculous and I'll be damned if I'm gonna pedal without generating any actual output, either charging the battery or propelling the bike. No sale. 

If this was even remotely true, Dodge would still be making Vipers and the Ford GT EcoBoost would have a Voodoo engine instead of a v6 from a work truck.

Cars are stupid, but you still drive one don't you? 

Why are the coaches of this child’s game getting paid so much if all you need is room and board, commie? 

I will then oversee the implementation of these changes and reignite Harley-Davidson as one of the most revered and iconic brands in the world.

Counterpoint: Toyota still gets a high-performance inline 6 platform with a well seasoned aftermarket, and one of the most common aftermarket upgrades is the radio. I'm sure the latest Pioneer/Alpine/Bang & Olufsen unit has Android Auto AND whatever the Apple version is called, too. 

So that 'AYE!' from every Atlanta club record ever is a Scandinavian vowel? Good to know! 

This isn’t funny, you guys. This is child abuse. They’re gonna torture the fuck out of this kid in boarding school. 

Right, because look how AWFUL that whole ‘movies with comic book characters’ thing went for the comic book industry!

They always talk about how Isaiah got his name, but they never ask the most important question - what would he have won if the Lakers took the series?

12 MILLION? In one show? Astronomical is right, that's a fucking WIN! 

Yeah, he IS trying to be Mark Hammil, who is to this day the definitive Joker voice. What's wrong with that? 

You’ve finally done it, AVClub... A perfect list. I never doubted you!

Honest Question: Is it wrong to raise your child heteronormatively, now?

I would buy this in a second if the alt-keys actually glowed orange and blue when you hit the function and upper buttons. I hate having to memorize 3 buttons per key!

Let ‘em all do their thing. Open Chick-Fil-A and let them own us to death!

When you get sore and want to interact with people, video games always work for me!

I’m one of the people who knows the vast majority of people are easily led by millions of dollars of influence, and will always flock to popular, simple, usually binary choices. How many times have you heard, “There are two kinds of people in this world...” No, there’s a few hundred billion, bruh.