FUCK! Come on, Liz, I'm counting on you now! Better an old White lady than another old White man! 

Everyone is bad, but only Trump is president. 

How DARE you, a Republican, demand consistency? You guys haven’t made a fiscally responsible move since you crawled up the Church’s ass because racism as a political strategy was failing.

Other Presidents also being shitty has nothing to do with how shitty Trump is, and the fact that deflecting is your only defense shows that you KNOW how shitty Trump is, you’re just either taking advantage or really passionate about caging lazy Mexican babies before they take your job... By being lazy... Somehow.

Prove that he committed no crimes, bucko! 

That wetness you feel in the shower and the rain is God pissing on you. 

Those aren't real Cadbury Creme Eggs, they're the shitty American version! 

They should've done another 914 if they wanted to sell 4-bangers.

Two words: LS4 SWAP!!! 

I find Rapist Burger easier to digest.

Stop being all careful and shit with the White man's language. The more open-ended the proposition you end a sentence with, the better it is. 

Shut the fuck up, that’s the difference. You couldn’t say that in the Crack era. 

This thing is a slab, and I’m glad somebody finally articulated it. It’s bland as fuck behind the A-pillar, the back looks like a kit car and I’ll never forgive Chevrolet for abandoning the round taillights. And who wants an approachable supercar? People didn’t like the MP4-12c, remember? That’s why they switched to…

Where are your sources?

Some cars would look much, much better with their 80's faces...

Is it really a Corvette?

That’s a really good pink. I would love a ‘69 Camaro - Or, more appropriately, a CTS-V or a Fleetwood Brougham - that color!

Yes, it is. 

The fuck are YOU gonna do, scrape it off? Come try it, see what happens.