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Damn, what did G-Eazy do to anybody? Dude’s cool, doesn’t say the N-word and keeps to his own lane, he definitely doesn’t deserve to be slavemastered by fucking Twitter like that. And also, we don’t fucking OWN Megan to have an opinion on who she may or may not be fucking with in the first place!

Two words: Conley V-8!

Welp, it’s time to start buying lottery tickets again. At least I can make it back by podium-hogging all the good Formula Libre races...

Remember when comics were fun? Not just awesome fights or badass dialogue, but full of situations and characters that were just amusing to watch even if they were just doing lunch? THAT’S Squirrel Girl. She still holds on to that relentless, almost wacky optimism people like Reed Richards and Doctor Strange have lost…

Squirrel Girl actually makes perfect sense. Can you imagine having the strength and speed of a five foot squirrel? You’d be able to chase down cars, and probably lift them over your head. And her reacrion time is crazy fast-she sparred with Wolverine once, and kicked his ass in a few moves!

I’m just hoping Poison Ivy makes a surprise appearance, has a scary hero moment and ends the film as Harley’s girlfriend. Either that, or Barbara Gordon on mission control giving Harley withering put-downs between instructions while rehabbing her legs on balance bars.

Nope, I’m cool over here being the only one who misses Klara and Xavin. You guys have fun, though! 

I agreed with this one so much, I just went back through and clicked on all the ads! ALL OF THEM!

How is WAVY-TV not a national network? They should be the new BET with a name like that! 

It is sad when an animal dies, but I think it’s honorable if an animal that dies is used to create other useful things like food, clothing and fuel. There’s a nobility in being able to help others beyond your capacity to act, and it continues the life of the animal long after its unfortunate demise.

Where’s your sympathy for all those poor fruits and vegetables, you dick?! They’re still ALIVE when you eat them!

FUN FACT: This isn’t AV Club. 

Are there really people who don’t upvote their own comments?

Girls use straws, Bill. Are you a girl? 

Who the fuck is fixing my bespoke carbon fiber butresses when Captain F-250 knocks it off with his mirror? Riddle me that, and I’ll buy the car. 

The Amish language is called Pennsylvania Dutch, you’ll find plenty of almost German words in it. I actually know a bit from working with some ex-Amish dudes on a roofing crew, it’s fun to freak them out a bit with their native tongue coming from a gangster-looking Black dude.

This all sounds like a personal problem to me. I have experience with personal problems, I can't stop commenting on other people's opinions. 

This was the old lady next door’s car when I was young.

Go watch Leverage, it’s a trim five seasons of incredible storytelling and Aldis was incredible all through it. Thank me later!