I’ll just leave this here:

Drive has the #1 FAKEST ENGINE NOISE EVER in a movie. The opening Impala LS sounds like a V8, which... No, every car just revs for three seconds on a loop with the occasional shifting sound, and besides his Malibu all the cars were generic as hell. Plus, dude was an asshole with nothing to say. 

You know what’s infinitely cooler than this?

Counterpoint: FUCK THIS SHITTY BARGE

No Disc, NO DUCKETS

‘I support GMG writers but not their irreverent stances, somehow’

He took 'em from a few of his clones, for shock value. Obviously it works! 

Guys.

You’re right, they shouls have made a GOOD Sonic movie.

Why wait? You could just build one!

Hey, Mike!

Are lasers fundamentally different from other forms of light, or can they be refocused to hit maximum power further down their range? If they can, the range problem gets a LOT easier to solve. 

Well! That’s settled, then.

If it pays, it’s a job.

Those aimbot kills still went on all his victims’ win/loss records.

I want to be sympathetic with the kid and I honestly think he was just trying to show people how to spot a cheat, but

You sound jealous of his career. I’ve been landscaping and woodworking since I was 15, did that not count for the first three years?

There's a lot of really good shows AVClub doesn't cover. Try not to take it personally.