You can relax, most deepfake porn just replaces the woman’s face with Nicholas Cage.

Okay, nobody else is gonna say it? Fine, I’ll say it:

Holy crap, if I did that when I was playing piano I could have recorded that one guaranteed smash hit I forgot! 

Law enforcement was notified for the safety of the stupid motherfuckers wearing blackface in public. 

Diversity training for what? The motherfuckers knew EXACTLY what they were doing and how it would read, either suspend them or admit you don’t care about the dignity of the Black people in your school.

Fuckin' right! 

Too much dragster, just give me a V8 and RWD and I’ll be fine.

Seriously? Everything in the fucking universe is round, but they’re just now realizing the thing itself might be the same shape?!

I wanna say Nice Price but one of those boost gauges is crooked, so...

All those replacement e-motors lack serious power. What’s the point of swapping in an electric motor if you’re not gonna make ridiculous power?

Pretty soon, every fucking car is gonna be completely silent and autonomous with 500+ horses, and it’s gonna be hilarious. For one, we’ll see how safe the environment is when the cars become Angry Rams. For two, just think of all the coal they’re gonna have to burn to charge all these!

PITTSBURGH?!

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First of all, a personal net worth of just 1.6 billion from 20 million annually? That’s almost commendable these days, not gouging all the workers to buff up your Forbes number. Roger may be one of the good ones!

It's a good story, and I don't believe it. 

I’m not mad at this. We needed Wesley to prove that adult-themed superhero movies could work! AND he made vampires cool again after Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fucked it up. 

Everybody gets, SO MAD about this... You guys, they didn’t really eat the candy! It’s still in the house, and they get it back after the video is over, along with a hug and probably an apology because most parents are not actually horrible!

By that logic, you should NEVER give your kids candy, because you'll eventually have to deny them. 

The solution is obvious: Replace all the supercharged automatic Mustangs with electric manual Mustangs.