I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: BMW made a Toyota, not the other way around. The car is a Toyota, just like the Matrix microvans they built alongside the Vibe that somehow had completely different build quality.

“He is super rich and has every possible way to get help available to him. Therefore, I get to make fun of his ongoing problems and shortcomings and not feel bad about myself! I’m still a great person...”

I mean it’s hard and he has issues, but also he is super rich and has every possible way to get help available to him. There are tons of people with these same issues that figure out how to get by while holding down a job that might pay terribly. They might even have kids to take care of while doing all this. His mom…

The entirety of Can’t Tell Me Nothing is my personal affirmation. Also,

You’ve gotta expand your Rick Ross collection, you’ve obviously missed some gems:

WHASSUP DANGER?!

My favorite Deftones song is ALL OF THEM!!!, but it’s always cool when other people get involved. Like Mein, where Serj Tankian’s melodic breakdown gives me a chance to ask some important questions like ‘how did I go from sitting in my room to speeding on the freeway?’ and ‘was this shirt always drenched in sweat?’

Look up myopicprophet on Kinja and go through their discussions, they've set up a Discord for the commentariat. I would post a link, but I must sleep now

I STILL WANT DIABLO IMMORTAL!!!

Alfa Romeos that can actually be driven for a few years without breaking down.

Oh, people are saying it’s a Scout frame? Sure, Trump. Is it all the smartest people, amazing people?

Can they bring v8s back? Asking for everybody. 

Of course, there is another way of looking at this, since the current GT-R has gotten so expensive yet its performance envelope isn’t dramatically greater than these older cars, instead of dropping 100,000+ on a new model pick up a “classic” R35 enjoy it for a bit and likely sell it for pretty close to what you paid…

Do you really think this is a problem? 

I’m probably not the first one to say it, but FUCKIN’ BOO HOO, BITCH! They better be glad De Tomaso is only doing 72, because I would have been selling component kits so broke motherfuckers like us could build their own. 

I would like to add a star, but you're at 187 and it just seels appropriate to leave it be. 

Or-and this is just a suggestion-you could be something other than a pedant. 

What do the Juggalos have to do with anything? With the given fact that Miley and Iggy, were definitely posers, do you know many Black dudes wearing those baggy ass zipper jeans and skate shoes, wearing clownface and rapping about serial chainsaw murder? That’s textbook, well defined White Rap Shit, and it has nothing…

Kate Beckinsale should have been Lady Deadpool for Halloween... Just a thought.