I was chanting boourns.

For your consideration:

All G/O Media’s profits go to pay for Autoplay services.

Honestly? 4 grand is a little steep-but then, I live in Ohio, we’re choking on GM compacts. I’ll give it a Nice Price because I beat Need for Speed: Most Wanted with this car and that counts for something, damn it!!!

I would just like to know why the nicotine-free vape stuff costs 2-3 dollars MORE. Like, I gotta pay a premium to not be poisoned? 

Oh, you hadn’t heard? Bipolar disorder is Kanye’s superpower!

all because she committed the egregious crimes of disrupting class, taking an extra milk and standing up on a school bus.

The lesson here is, DON’T try to bridle a stallion.

HELL YES WE’RE DOING THIS! Finally, BMW makes a grille worth looking at!

This is all a bit odd, because if the Corvette’s engine is SAE certified to make 495 horsepower, then it’s supposed to make that much power—that’s a requirement.

Jared Leto’s Joker was the best Joker. Bar none.

Update (6:53 p.m. ET): They found a way to look worse! 

Absolutely disgusting. American games making decisions based on Chinese politics(nobody EVER got banned for a MAGA hat or an I'm With Her shirt, or even a Putin poster, why now?), American politicians grandstanding like they really care, and meanwhile NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING TO HELP THE PEOPLE OF HONG KONG!!! 

You can always go somewhere else. 

Some people say that centipedes got big legs (got big legs, got big legs)

Come at me, bro! COME AT ME!!!

We're America, Fuck You is literally in the Constitution, dumbass. It's the whole reason we went into Vietnam! 

If Darby is straight edge, then he’s stealing CM Punk’s bit.

Me and my brother talk about this ALL THE TIME!!! Trashbagging, we call it-you met and fell in love with a woman whose titties were always out, now you want her to wear a trash bag every time she leaves the house? That’s that insecure nigga shit.

New York is literally the international home of N-Word priveleges. Fat Joe, Michael Rapaport, fucking Bill Maher, Neal Brennan(his pass is valid still, he barely uses it except to point out how fucked up it is), every White dude I’ve ever personally punched for singing along with the wrong song(true story-several, in…