‘I’m wrong and you called me out for it, so I’m gonna attack your decorum!’

Prepare for itemized insults, in no particular order :

I still think the C7 Grand Sport should have been mildly updated and continued as the Stingray. I’m not in the C8 Haters Club anymore, but it beimg mid-engined means it scratches a different itch-and also it CAN’T scratch the same itch as the last Corvette! It’s a new thing and that’s fine, but some of us liked the…

Ziva, I think

Man, don’t even LOOK at that shit.

All those ferocious angles are gonna make a lot more sense sitting next to those moon-buggy ass UTVs. Someone needs to tell Polaris and Honda and whoever else that smooth, round designs are, okay, too! 

‘you could’?...

For the last time BMW BUILT A TOYOTA, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! If Toyota was selling a BMW, they’d have to cut the warranty in half.

Identifying as anonymous implies cowardice and takes the weight out of your statements. A simple pseudonym does the same thing without making you come off like the main character of Delocated.

ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS! 

Did you hear that?

Decades and decades of experience in crafting opulence. What makes a Maybach more valuable than an Equus?

Why the fuck are you posting anything at all if you believe this, you fucking shill? Your cynicism won't stop our righteous indignation! Go buy some Blizzard products and download a Tencent game, suck that corporate dick as hard as you can and stop trying to be right online. 

So it’s okay to support totalitarian regimes taking away hard-earned freedoms because the authoritarians are paying your bills? That's bullshit. You're a shitty human being. 

I’m gonna flip my shit if the stock crank can handle 1000hp fore more than one dyno run. 

That’s horseshit. If it was you, you’d DEFINITELY secure the bag first.

Grey and black with neon pinstripes everywhere

‘Michael I love your pieces and consider you one of the funniest writers on the internet, but do you really buy into that “no snitching” bullshit?’ 

Okay, sure. 

There’s a ton of right-minded people in our military and law enforcement who won’t just blindly follow the party line, they’re just too smart to play their hand unless these maniacs actually start doing something.