Don’t worry about it too bad. Some of us Libs are, in fact, armed to the teeth and back down again.

That might not play well in Atlanta, which Sherman’s army sacked, pillaged and burned to prove his point. 

It’s in the fucking foreground and

For the record, you’re not... OBLIGATED to do sex if you choose to go to a sex club. You can just go to the club, dance a little bit, drink a lot, people watch and go home the same as any club, the only difference is the couple who’s obviously fucking on the wall is a line of people blatantly fucking on the wall, and…

This would bena perfect car to turbo the shit out of and go hunt imports. They'd never see you coming! 

I just want to go on record as a Gawker, Splinter, TheRoot, Jalopnik and io9 fan, and I have been since Obama was a candidate. I have shirts. Awful shirts. I’ve cooked meals because Drew Magary told me it tasted good. I’ve still got plans for Peter Thiel. Plans that involve Jacob Wohl, Stacey Dash and a shit-ton of…

Rocky V was GARBAGE. Utter shit. I think of it as a movie Rocky Balboa made after he retired, partially to discourage anybody from trying to be his protege or pick a fight with him(“Yeah, and th’ money was good too, y’know? So I figure, yeah, let’s go do the Hollywood thing one more good time!” -Rocky Balboa,…

If I remember correctly, The International was a Clive Owen movie about... Well, here’s the trailer:

Why would you watch it? If someone shits in the middle of the street, are you required to look at it and publish opinions or can you just ignore it like a normal person with better things to do? 

I hate the whole ‘tongues’ thing. If God hears your thoughts and knows your heart, why would you need to speak to him in any language?

How do you know God is a man? 

That's how you became anti-religious, reading the Bible. 

Stop defending, you’ll never sway an Evangelical Atheist like him. 

We get it. You don’t believe in Jesus, but you do believe in forcing your beliefs on others and ridiculing anything you don’t agree with.

Defending Nickelback is much worse than lazy humor. The only thing I can think of that's more wrongheaded than defending Nickelback is voting Trump. 

Oh, there’s plenty of misogyny. Yes is always the answer to sex? You look so much cuter with something in your mouth? I was lying when I told her I was only gonna lick her tonight? Chad Kroeger hits Fred Durst lows, lyrically.

We had girls like that in my adolescence. Troopers, we called them, and we were always trying to get female friends to be one.

Why would we care? Fuck that hoe. 

Do you honestly think dissolving the monarchy would make people lose interest? Not for the first ten years, at least!