“Mr. Diesel had an idea: Why not assign numerical values to every move—head butt, roundhouse kick, body slam—so he could calculate a total and determine if the two men were getting pummeled evenly?“

I just love the fact that it’s not a Stepside like all the surviving short trucks seem to be. Here’s hoping I can find a good, solid Fleetside Apache to swap onto an early-2000s frame and 502 swap!

“It’s 2019 and the amount of naturally aspirated, mid-engined supercars can be counted easily on one hand. Two of them even come from the same automaker and one of those shares an engine with the third. And the last is the relatively late arrival to the scene, the mid-engined Chevrolet C8 Corvette.”

But the 'Vette leaves you plenty of tuner money! 

Because trucks are tools, not appliances.

Can you legally ban people with chin and face tattoos from your place of business if you don't discriminate color? Asking for myself, I’m working on a bike shop and I don’t want any shenanigans or rigamarole.

Kodak Wack needs his sorry ass whipped with a belt and he always has, but that’s what happens when you grow up inspired by the shittiest people around you. Somebody will knock his ass out eventually, then he’ll learn.

Instant pot?

The captions are racist as fuck. Someone needs to train these translation algorithms to recognize Portugese accents! 

Just punch Dana White! How hard is that?

They’re not talking about ALL white people, just the bigoted, racist assholes like you.

Baker Mayfield and Odell Beckham on the same team? They definitely have a shot.

Two words:

Nobody has the right to not be offended. Just because you take offense to something doesn’t mean it’s against any rules or deserves any punishment.

How does this wealth tax money get distributed? Is it paid out to the people directly like a stimulus, does it go toward infrastructure rebuilding or is it just thrown into Fort Knox to eventually be used on the wall or bail out a bank?

Dodge Vipers and pothole-ridden Cleveland streets don’t mix. Also, it sounds like a U-Haul box van when you’re not gunning it and my size 14 shoes didn’t fit in the pedal box, so I had to drive in my socks-which is fine, if I had a choice. The handling was impressive, though.

This was an unfunny, offensive recital of white trash stereotypes... And then Clem did her Mom, and it was funny! 

Too many ovals. Besides, Trans-Am is still killing it.

This is the only Donald Trump picture. From now on, don't use ANY other pictures of this moron! Good God! 

Would that be so bad? I could go either way on Epstein catching a shiv.